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A Loudoun Lexicon

The political terminology employed by our new all-Republican board of supervisors here in Loudoun County, and by their masters in the local Republican Party Committee, can be a bit confusing to the uninitiated.

As a public service here is a guide to some frequently used terms.

Business-friendly. Friendly to businesses that contributed to the election campaigns of current Republican officeholders.

Business. Commercial real-estate developers.

Citizens. Commercial real-estate developers, major campaign contributors, and local Republican Party Committee functionaries; excludes longtime residents of the county, Democrats, independents, conservationists, and owners of businesses that do not involve the operation of bulldozers.

Ethics pledge. An outmoded concept in which elected officials undertake to disclose financial conflicts of interest and recuse themselves from voting on zoning appeals, legal settlements, or other matters directly affecting major campaign contributors; unnecessary in a business-friendly environment.

Government Reform Commission. A panel of citizens (see above) empowered to make the county more business-friendly (see above).

Illegal. Against the law, such as placing real-estate or political signs in the public right-of-way or failing to disclose financial conflicts of interest, except when such actions are carried out by Republican officeholders or their major campaign contributors.

Nonpartisan. Obsolete; archaic. An obscure term apparently once held to be a virtue in local government; its precise meaning has been lost.

Open meeting. A session at which secretly arranged undertakings are ratified in a public, 9–0 vote.

RINO. Acronym for Republican In Name Only, an epithet applied by members of the local Republican Party Committee to describe Republicans who merely subscribe to the principles of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt.

Get ready to be ZORCed

Periodically reviewing government procedures, regulations, and zoning ordinances to see if they need to be improved, updated, or clarified is as American as mom and apple pie. (Or, if you’re the Loudoun County Republican Party, as American as sending out dishonest mailers at election time, violating ethics laws, or wrapping your payoffs to major campaign contributors in the language of religious sanctimony. But I digress.)

But if you give the job of carrying out such a review to a single interest group that is most affected by the rules and which stands to gain the most financially by getting rid of the rules they don’t like, no amount of window dressing in the form of high-sounding words about “efficiency” “reform” and “citizens” can reverse the truth about what’s really going on. Continue reading

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Geary Higgins, Disease Fighter

We’re all still expectantly awaiting new Republican county supervisor Geary Higgins’s (R-Catoctin) promised Major Stinkbug Initiative (in which he vows to “attack these disgusting pests head-on”), but meanwhile comes exciting news in Geary’s first newsletter: “in the near future” he will be holding a public meeting to let us know what he is also doing “to combat” Lyme disease as well as “to take measures to improve public awareness of measures that citizens can take to protect themselves.” Continue reading

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Illegal sign perp walk

Would you do business with a serial lawbreaker?

GOP to Barbara Munsey: Shut up, already

As noted here previously, it has been interesting to see how the ever-so-loquacious local Republican party functionary Barbara Munsey plans to reconcile her twin roles as (a) serious new appointed official member of the county Government Reform Commission and (b) loquacious blog-comment-letter writer extraordinaire. Continue reading

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